See my Celebrity List.
I’m a celebrity, and sometimes I just need someone to rock my world. And I have a fan club. It makes it so easy. Guys are always writing to me to tell me how beautiful and sexy I am, or even to say they are in love with me. They are a sure thing.
Many of them write in to say how old they are, and a surprising number of them are young boys. I was just curious at first, but now it is a perverted indulgence, and it’s just so tempting and easy to sample the youngest boys.
What will you do if I call you? You put your phone number in your letter, after all. What if I tell you that your letter was sweet, and that I would like to meet you. There’s a quiet little coffee shop. And after we’ve spoken, and I’ve decided whether I like you, what if I asked you up to my apartment? I don’t have to be shy, and by the time you’re in my apartment, I don’t even have to be coy. My fans always say yes.