You could probably control yourself if you tried, but why? How all those celebrities feel about the messages you send isn’t really your problem. You get a kick out of it, so that’s all that truly matters. Most of them just block you, but the fun ones exchange a few messages with you before they catch on.
But you never expected the response you received from me.
Technically, the response wasn’t really from me. I wrote it, but I was following instructions that my boyfriend/husband gave me when I showed him your message. He was turned on by your crude message, and the idea that I would actually hook up with someone like you. I definitely didn’t want to, but I know better than to contradict him.
Was I for real, or was I just playing with you? With every message we exchanged, I seemed to be doubling down. You had no idea my boyfriend/husband was directing my end of the conversation. It seemed too good to be true, but what did you have to lose?
See my Celebrity List.